Polish Menu

 

My friend sent me a Polish menu for a meal next Friday night. Here are some of the highlights from the translation…

The chef recommends:

Tray pork, barbecue tray, tray fungal

(Dish for two persons)

Pork dish for two persons pork knuckle, black pudding, ribs, chop, fried cabbage, boiled potatoes, horseradish, mustard	65 -
Odour filter tray of grilled chicken, filet of tenderloin, pork, fried vegetables, baked potatoes, garlic and chilli sauce	75 -

Something Something for tooth tooth

Miscellaneous from pigsticking 150 g	12.-
Beer board 150 g	16.-

Warm Warm why not stuff

150 g Black pudding with onion The onion pudding 150 g black pudding with onion	8.-
Leggings made ​​of 150 g	8 –

 

Soups better than grandma's soup better than at grandmother's

Black pudding with onion Pork soup.

8.-

 

Seemingly nothing but As if nothing ...

Dumplings for the selection of 300 . With meat, cottage cheese, cabbage and mushrooms or a highlander with sheep cheese.	12.-
Food Woodcutter 300 g	17.-
Bigos 300 g dish made ​​from sausage, mushroom and sauerkrant	10.-

Fish dishes Fish

Trout cooked according to the weight of 100 grams of vegetables	6.-
Salmon from the oven according to the weight of 100 g spinach mousse.	9.-
Pinch stewed in white wine.	26.-
Pinch in spinach mousse with shrimp sauce.	33 -

Pork Pork

Highlander Pork 200 g in cabbage	18.
Grilled neck 150 g	15.
Roman Roast 120 g with pepper.	18.-
Mammoth 500 g for genuine guy	35.-

Beef Beef Beef

Devil's steak in pepper 180 g  Diabolic steak in pepper.

39.-

Venison Venision

Wild boar roast 120 g in a hunter's sauce

39 -

 

Denmark wegeteriańskie

Chicken cutlets with 100 g of French fries letters, sweet carrot salad

24 -

Costumes Extras

Potatoes with "pipe" with garlic butter 150 g	6 -
Lard 250 g bowl Bowl of Lard	5 -

Desserts Desserts

Pear to heat a piece of caramel	10.-
Nutmeg ice cream dessert with a lawyer	12.-

Hot drinks Hot drinks

250 ml/50 ml Tea laced with alcohol Highlander Tea Tea 250 ml/50 ml Laced with alcohol	8 -
Coffee lawyer 7 g/200 ml	10.-
Fanta a shoe Fanta a shoe	4.-
Sprite, a shoe	4.-
Tonic a shoe Tonic a shoe	4.-
Mineral water a shoe                                                 4.-
Burn a shoe                                                                 10.

Beer Bear

 

low alcohol foot. 0,33 l 0,33 l	5.-
Porter shoe. 0,33 l	5.-
Mulled Beer 0,50 l (with insert)	12.-
Mulled beer bottles. 0,50 l	9.-

 

Vodka and sparkling clean

50 ml	8.-
Finland 50 ml	8 –
Bitter stomach clean 50 ml	5.-
Lotion 50 ml gastric	5.-
"Coffee, the hunter."	15.-
"Cool down" stomach, Sprite	10.-
"Sex appeal"	15.-

I think I’ve learnt so much about Polish culture from reading this menu alone!

Do people in Poland really order side dishes of lard? Can they really be eating Highlanders, Hunters and Romans? Are mammoths still to be found south of Krakow? Can Finland really be bought for only 5-?

I’m not surprised after reading their main courses why their drinks are then called ‘bitter stomach clean’ and ‘lotion gastric.’

I struggled to find a vegetarian option, and finally had to settle for a Greek feta salad. Though I’m guessing after reading the above it’s probably made with real Greek!