Sunday 24 February 2008

Disturbing the Bones

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I shouldn’t have joked about disturbing Dracula’s grave for I’m now finding a lot of bones. What was very disturbing is I’ve been lifting up bits of broken concrete that probably once formed the floor to a small shed or outhouse. Chillingly, as I eased out a huge concrete lump and turned it over I discovered that there is a piece of bone embedded in it.
(Part of it fell off and is the small bone in the photograph.)

What were the previous inhabitants doing here?



Were they cannibals?

Chewing on their hapless neighbours’ marrow and then tossing their bones into the hardcore mix before pouring over the concrete?

I know that pigs were once kept at the bottom of the garden so perhaps they could be pigs’ bones.

Or has a fouler deed been done here?

The other bone is larger and very strange with the holes in it. It too came from the level below the concrete floor.

Was it Fido?

Or the diseased bone of some leper?

Any bone experts out there?

(The larger bone in the photograph is about 10cms long.)

Saturday 23 February 2008

Disturbing Dracula's Grave



This robin, nicknamed Dobbin the Robin, has become my companion on the site of the old brick pile at the bottom of the garden. I’d heard that robins can become quite tame and friendly and this one certainly is becoming so.


He’s put up with me putting brick fragments into plastic bags; sawing out the roots of the old bramble and even worse humming the song from the blog entry below. He’s started to remain within an arm’s length of me as I scrape away at buried bricks and discover old fragments of bone and metal spikes. Perhaps I’m disturbing an old grave of an ex-Dracula.

It took a week but I have finally moved the old brick pile and cleaned up all the bricks that were once there. However, it seems that parts of the old brick pile descend as deeply into the earth as they once rose above it. Digging is frustratingly slow as there are so many deeply buried bricks that my spade clashes and sparks against.

All hope for buried treasure though is dashed as I instead find centipedes and worms much to the delight of the robin. I can’t help feeling sorry for them as he gobbles them up after I’ve disturbed their habitats.

It’s a shame that robins aren’t vegetarian. I wonder if he likes carrots!

Wednesday 20 February 2008




TRICOT MACHINE LES PEAUX DE LIèVRES LYRICS
T'as les joues rouge boréale
Tes couettes noires virent au blanc comme l'asphalte
Y tombe des peaux d'lièvres sur Montréal

On s'éclipse du party
La neige crisse sous nos pieds
Les flocons dansent doucement
Dans le vent

Mais c'pas la faute du temps
Si j'frissonne
Et nos mains se repèrent
Et nos coeurs s'accelèrent

On s'dit rien et pourtant
On s'comprend
C'est mes premiers murmures
De l'hiver

Le désir nous harcèle
On court par les ruelles
Ça fait tellement longtemps qu'on s'attend
La nuit s'annonce si chaude et si belle

T'as les joues rouge boréale
Tes couettes noires virent au blanc comme l'asphalte
Y tombe des peaux d'lièvres sur Montréal

Monday 18 February 2008

Keeping the Shadows at Bay

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The brick pile has lain undisturbed for many years.

I gleaned the bricks in it from the bottom of the garden from where an old Victorian wall had tumbled down long before I bought the house. The idea then was to heap the bricks together, to dig out the stumps of three leylandii and to eventually rebuild the wall.

It never happened.

The stumps are still there despite years of digging and even positioning the bonfire over the top of them.

So the brick pile has languished: moss covered, spiked with brambles and long grass.

This week as soon as the ice disappeared from the heap I’ve been busy cleaning up the old bricks.

It’s good therapy and is keeping the creeping, pressing shadowy fingers of depression, fear and worry at bay a little. I guess the wonderful sunny days are helping too.

Anyway I’ve set myself a project: another small wall has tumbled down and needs to be rebuilt. However, whoever last repaired it used a mortar that is stronger than the bricks themselves. It has been very difficult to chip the bricks from their positions and to keep them whole. That’s when realised that I could reuse the bricks in the old brick pile instead. The thinking is that I can clean up the old bricks, take down the damaged wall, rebuild the wall and then used the cleared ground to grow vegetables.

Sounds good.

Sounds easy

I wish it was.

I’m afraid it’s hard tedious work.

And I’m probably the only person in the world to be thrilled by old bricks.

Am I?

Silence.

Thought so.

Well, I just love the tracery of lichen on their sides, and the mottling effect of chemicals that have left blue, white and red colours along their sides. Some very old bricks even have salt crystals that glisten in the sunlight like tiny diamonds.

I’m also excited by the thought that I will be able to place them back into a wall one day soon with the more interesting patterns facing my garden.

Then there is the wildlife.

There are spiders in the brick pile: large black furry creatures that step daintily across the bricks that I expose. Their favourite habits seem to be walking over my gloves or dangling from my goggles waving their furry legs in front of my eyes, as I chip away at the old mortar on the bricks.

Then there are the snails. Hundreds of them. No wonder nothing ever grew the last time I tried to grow lettuce next to the brick pile.

Snuggled next to the snails are the frogs. They are huddled together, underneath some old plastic bags that I’d accidentally left under the heap: it seems that plastic is the furnishing of choice for hibernating frogs.

I’ve moved the frogs, handfuls of them of all sizes to the safety of the wood pile near the pond. I always thought frogs were supposed to eat snails but here they were living in happy symbiosis with my enemies merely using them as draught excluders, door stoppers and doormats. A couple were even using them as pillows!

There’s also a very friendly robin keeping me company who is delighted that I’m tearing bricks from the frozen earth and exposing all sorts of creeping delectables.

I’ve a hundred more bricks to clean up from the pile. It’s going to take ages. Which is brilliant.

Saturday 9 February 2008

How to be the World’s Worse Mum Step 7: The Trip.




They came back.

The sandwiches I’d lovingly prepared for the journey down south.

They were somewhat squished having journeyed there and back again; and they’d lost their shape having shared space in the back pack with some huge Wellington boots.

I gingerly lifted them out of their brightly coloured orange wrappings. They were limp and gangrene had already set in. I laid them on the side like wounded soldiers.

‘I couldn’t find them.’ the teenager explains. ‘Sorry,’ he adds.

Strange how all the chocolate goodies, their near neighbours, did not return, when these had been hidden in various secret zipped pockets.

However, after a tough week at the chalk face the sight of them makes me smile.